Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Miley Cyrus Is Retiring Her Tongue?!

You know who loves tongues even more than Miley Cyrus?
The French!
Duh, that's why they invented French kissing!

So it's no wonder why they went wild when Miley showed up on national TV to stick out her mouth organ!
Mileybird dropped by the nightly talk show Le Grand Journal to talk about what she can and CANNOT do with her tongue!

She admitted that despite how long it is and how often she "uses" it, Miley actually can't touch her tongue to her nose! She told her French fans:
"You know, for as long as it is, you'd think I'd be able to touch my nose, but I can't!"

Miley tried her hardest after host Antoine de Caunes challenged her but our gurl just could not make her taster hit her smeller!

But was this the last time we'll ever get to see Miley's tongue in action?!?
We were shocked to hear her say that she's getting tired of sticking it out everywhere she goes! Miley explained:

"That's getting a little old. I'm going to retire it and come up with something else."
What the WHAT?!?
But that's your signature move!!!
Well, that and twerking…
And putting your face in girls' asses…
And grinding with teddy bears…
LOLz!

Okay, so Miley is known for more than just her tongue. And maybe she already debuted what her next trend will be during her performance this weekend!
Prepare yourselves, little people. You're about to get Miley-ed!

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