Luis Suarez’ infamous World Cup bite and the measures taken by FIFA did not leave anyone indifferent. Even Uruguay’s President Jose Mujica expressed his view on the controversial situation calling FIFA leaders as “sons of bitches”.

Uruguay’s President Jose Mujica (left), Luis Suarez (right)
During the interview with Uruguay’s President Jose Mujica at a state-run TV sports show, one of the journalists asked, "What does this World Cup mean to you?"The president said, "Those at Fifa are a gang of old sons of bitches." He gasped and put his hand to his mouth in an I-can’t-believe-that-I said-that manner, but smiled. "They could have sanctioned him but not with fascist sanctions."





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right? Like eating magic plantain fried with the tears of 200 beautiful
angels. Right? Maybe. I don’t know. Please don’t ask me abeg. I do know
that sex is one of the few high-stakes activities in the world you can
engage in with absolutely zero training, or licensing, or even basic
mentoring. For the love of bread and moimoi, shouldn’t we all get
licenses before sex? Do you not want to have a document with your name
on it that says Certified Penis Operator? Or Validated Vagina Visa
Holder? Or even Cocksmith General of the Federal Republic of Nigeria?
No? Me neither.








